Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
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Did you hear the one about the dromedary whose fur was an amazingly close match in color to the desert sand? He was almost impossible to see.
Some called him 'the invisible dromedary', but in reality he wasn't invisible; he was just really well camel-flaged.
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Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Gesundheit!
(My kids are younger than yours.)
Why does the ocean roar?
You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom.
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