Thursday, January 03, 2008

NOT my New Year's Resolutions...

1) Get bumper stickers representing ALL the Presidential candidates and put them all on the car.
2) Buy a big box of curriculum and force my children to sit in school desks every day while they complete it.
3) Put the local traffic police on speed dial and report license numbers of drivers who cut me off in traffic.
4) Give away all my knitting needles and yarn.
5) Sit in the front window with the curtains open and a pair of binoculars. Every day.
6) Only watch movies made after 1990.
7) Convert my blog to all politics, all the time.

And since it's 2008, the 8th thing that is NOT my New Year's Resolution:
8) Throw out all the dishes and use nothing but paper, plastic and Styrofoam from now on!

2 comments:

Carrie said...

I love what you're not doing, can I not do them with you?

LOL

Tamara said...

But of course! I must warn you though that I really did consider putting all the bumper stickers on the car at one time, just to mess with people. Maybe now I'll just do them as they withdraw from the race! lol