My plans for the summer....
**Catch some Palmetto Bugs and train them to do a circus act
**Meet more of the neighbors---put a car on concrete blocks in the yard and see who drops by first from the home owners association
**Find a way to feel good about the fact that the thought of going camping makes me shudder
**Knit wool sweaters while sitting on the beach, within the path of kids dripping ocean and sand on everything in sight
**Form a support group for those of us who'd rather have dental work than go camping
**Once a week, frantically load bottled water and batteries into a cart at the store, muttering loudly, "Storm's coming... oh dear oh dear... such a big storm...gotta stock up..."
**Begin blogging the minutiae of my day....8 am: Got out bed. 8:05 am: Went to the kitchen 8:06 am: Put kettle on for tea....
**Plan a camping trip for the hottest day of the summer
**Talk like a pirate while in line at the grocery store
**Pick the squirrels off the bird feeder with a super soaker water gun. Laugh maniacally...while talking like a pirate...
**Pull all the grass and leave the weeds. Put up signs that say "Wildflowers: Do Not Mow"