Happy Birthday to Groucho, one of my favorite laugh inducers. Here are some quotes that have been attributed to him:
"Quote me as saying I was misquoted."
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception."
"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."
"Go, and never darken my towels again."
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
and one more:
"You better beat it. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff."